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kids say the darnest things… Here is a list of funny things Andrew says (I’m putting them here mainly so I don’t forget)! 

Every time Joshua cries, “mom!!! He’s crying! He needs to feed!!!!”

Statue = Shadow 

Stool = Nightstand 

Lunch (pronounced “yunch”) = Every meal of the day 

Cross = Mad (thanks to Thomas the Train)

You’re not my best friend = anytime someone makes him mad 

A Bloody = An Owie

The grey cupboard = the fridge 

Does the newspaper fall out of the clouds on church day? = weekly paper delivery on Sunday